Mother...................

[Xenomorph]

Please do those things in private please.

[Hei Gui]

If I were the leader of a bunch of Privates, I'd say to the enemy, "Buddy, you don't want to mess with my Privates."

Then I'd unleash my Privates all over the enemy.

They'd be big, they'd be huge. The enemy would ask, "Who the hell are they?" I'd say... "Those are my Privates."




...It's a dream incapable of realization but it's fun to think about.

[Ripley]

Odd.

[Neverfate]

Originally Posted by Ripley

Odd.

No kidding. *laughs*

[BooGNiSh]

Ohh..... This explains shit.

[Hei Gui]

After a long day's work my Privates would be sweaty and dirty, but that's normal.

[Ripley]

You're a Lance Corporal now m8, like me.

[Hei Gui]

Oh shit.

Oh, wait. I mean... oh shit? I'm not a Private anymore! Well, damn. I can still has my Privates, though.

But hey, now we can do stuff that Lance Corporals do!

[Neverfate]

Congrats on your promotions! Now bow down to my Major General awesomeness, bitches.

[Hei Gui]

I'd see your Major General awesomeness and raise you a this is what my Privates look like but it looks like you're inactive.

Which means I can has victory by default.