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Old 09-01-2009, 02:58 AM
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I'm sure you all would like to know where that is.

Anyway, what's it been, like a week or what? I was on a trip to an undisclosed location and never thought to visit this place. And holy shit, it was exciting. Like not the kind of excitement you get from a forced erection or an accidental erection on a roller coaster but like seeing your favorite childhood star and going totally apeshit.

I have more of the story but I just don't feel like telling it. There's this taco waiting in front of me and I need to eat it.

You can perceive that however you want.
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Old 09-01-2009, 05:01 AM
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I'm sure you all would like to know where that is.

Anyway, what's it been, like a week or what? I was on a trip to an undisclosed location and never thought to visit this place. And holy shit, it was exciting. Like not the kind of excitement you get from a forced erection or an accidental erection on a roller coaster but like seeing your favorite childhood star and going totally apeshit.

I have more of the story but I just don't feel like telling it. There's this taco waiting in front of me and I need to eat it.

You can perceive that however you want.
Many, I know this phenomena Hei Gui has presented is well unknown. I have deciphered that Hei Gui is now a fat ass from the second till last sentence.
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Old 09-01-2009, 11:13 AM
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Mustafuck nuked the site from orbit (it was the only way to be sure)Mustafuck nuked the site from orbit (it was the only way to be sure)
and where have you been at Hei Gui, sub-universe perhaps?, come on tell us
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Old 09-02-2009, 01:18 AM
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I am sure he tried to buy enriched uranium and the Secret Service got irritated so let him go.
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:06 AM
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Oh, that's no fair. I exercise regularly I'll have you know.
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Old 09-02-2009, 08:39 PM
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Wait.... You tried to EAT the enriched uranium...
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Old 09-05-2009, 01:23 AM
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My story is that of half a fish out of water doubled in size.
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Old 09-05-2009, 01:24 AM
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Enriched Uranium can do that... Just look at Godzilla...
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Old 09-05-2009, 04:46 AM
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Except he wasn't half a fish, just a chunky tyrannosaur. Unless that's what you're implying, that I'm a chunky dinosaur.

Well, I guess that could be true maybe.

And now it seems I've forgotten what the point of this topic was.
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